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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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ladyhistory:

ME: *listens to person complaining about government*

ME: *listens to person blame president for something president has no Constitutional authority over*

ME: *squishes person’s cheeks*

ME: SHHHHHHHH *whispers* IT’S CONGRESS

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nickfuckface:

people who are rude to their parents
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people who are rude to other people’s parents
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basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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